This time our word of the week is "email bail", the act of abandoning plans, a date, or even an entire relationship over email. When you really want to ditch someone, cutting down on actual face-to-face interaction time is key. Is it cowardly? Perhaps, but if you love burning your bridges, this is totally the way to go.

The email bail goes beyond relationships too. Need to bail out on plans with your friends? Try an email bail. You can find a collection of excuses to use at The Mother of All Excuses Place. Note: EPIC FU is not responsible for any emotional losses incurred by your email bails.